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Let’s start with the facts: Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live is one of the juiciest talk shows to ever grace our TVs.
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Cohen often plays a game with his guests called “Plead the Fifth.” He asks them three tough questions, and they can only refuse to answer one of them. Here are some truly WILD things we’ve learned about celebs from this blessed game.
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Nick Lachey confessed that when he was married to Jessica Simpson, they would do ~hand stuff~ under the table on Easter Sunday — right in front of Joe Simpson.
“The best thing about not having Joe Simpson anymore as a father-in-law is I don’t have to play to grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday,” he said.
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Gwyneth Paltrow admitted to trying ecstasy.
She said it’s the hardest drug she’s ever done.
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Susan Sarandon said she gets stoned before almost every single Hollywood event — except the Academy Awards.
“I would say, almost all except the Oscars.”
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Matthew Perry revealed the one Friends storyline he refused to take part in.
“There was a storyline on Friends where Chandler went to a male strip joint because he really liked the sandwiches. And I called up and I said, ‘Let’s not do this one.'”
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JLo said she’d rather see Britney’s Vegas show than Mariah’s.
When asked whose show she would go to first, JLo said: “Britney, ’cause she dances.”
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Anna Hathaway admitted that she’s definitely a stoner.
When Andy Cohen asked her to rate her stoner-ness on a scale of 1-10, Anne teased, “I’m not a little one.”
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Cameron Diaz confirmed that she’s had some same-sex experiences.
“Yes, I have been with a lady,” she said.
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Kim Kardashian confessed to being relieved when Kylie and Tyga broke up.
“It doesn’t mean he’s a bad person at all, I just think that sometimes people…” she trailed off. “And what was great was that it was so easy — that split. There has not been any drama with her since.”
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Shaq hinted that his penis is very, very large.
Andy pointed out that the former athlete wears a size 23 shoe and asked how big his dick is. Shaq took off his shoe, held it up to his ~crotchular region~, and said, “Let me show you.”
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Pink revealed that one time Christina Aguilera tried to punch her in a club.
“I was like ‘What’s happening right now? What’s happening?'”
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John Mayer said that if he was going to have sex with any man, he would choose Ryan Gosling.
“Everybody would be like, ‘How does that guy do it?'”
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Kelly Clarkson ~implied~ that her cover of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” was better than the original.
The question was: “Name one cover you’ve done that you think is better than the original.” After lots and lots of stalling, Kelly finally answered: “I feel like I did a real good version of ‘Shake It Off.’ I feel like I nailed that one.”
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Demi Lovato addressed that time she famously unfollowed Selena Gomez on Twitter.
“I think it’s just one of those things where people changed and people grow apart.”
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Jimmy Fallon confirmed that he knows why Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up — but he refused to say the reason on air.
“We used to hang out all the time, with Britney as well… I remember going to a Super Bowl party at Planet Hollywood that Britney and Justin were having. It was just really funny.”
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Craig Ferguson said Macy Gray was the worst guest he ever had on his late night show.
“I think she was in a bad mood that night. Yeah. I don’t think she’s a bad person…And I was very new, and I couldn’t handle it. But now I think it would be okay.”
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Michael Bublé revealed that he’s sent many a dick pic.
“Oh, are you kidding me? The question isn’t what have I sent — it’s what haven’t I sent.”
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Kevin Hart said that he once spent $15,000 at a strip club in a single night.
“I would say probably, like, 15. 15K. But I was treating friends. I had a bunch of friends in town and I wanted to show my friends a good time.”
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Mariah Carey responded to Demi Lovato saying that she “disses people” and is “nasty.”
“I don’t know her either and so I wouldn’t say anything to her. She should come up, introduce herself to me, say, ‘Here’s my opinion, what do you think about it?’ That’s how you handle shit. Okay?”
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Christina Applegate admitted that she once ditched a date with Brad Pitt to meet up with another famous dude (but she would not reveal his name).
“I have to say it? I don’t have to do nothing,” she joked.
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50 Cent said that Jay-Z was the most overrated hip-hop artist of all time.
“I mean, Jay-Z. He would say he’s overrated. ‘Rather be overrated than underpaid,'” 50 explained, referencing Jay-Z’s verse on “So Appalled.”
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And finally, Gerard Butler said Jennifer Aniston is a better kisser than Angelina Jolie.
He’s kissed them both in movies, so he would know!
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