Archie’s Dance Moves On “Riverdale” Deserve An EGOT — Not Archie, Just The Dance Moves

Archie “McGrooves” Andrews.

Listen, last night’s Carrie-edition of Riverdale had many amazing moments, like, you know, the Black Hood casually returning from the dead and killing Midge during a school musical…

Listen, last night's Carrie-edition of Riverdale had many amazing moments, like, you know, the Black Hood casually returning from the dead and killing Midge during a school musical...

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BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING.

BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING.

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JUST LOOK AT HIS ARMS MOVE. LOOK AT THAT SNAPPING.

JUST LOOK AT HIS ARMS MOVE. LOOK AT THAT SNAPPING.

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Look at him jumping around and slapping his hips!!

Look at him jumping around and slapping his hips!!

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He’s having the time of his life!! He looks so happy!!

He's having the time of his life!! He looks so happy!!

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Basically, I’m as addicted to his dance moves as Midge Klump — R.I.P. — was addicted to Jingle Jangle.

Basically, I'm as addicted to his dance moves as Midge Klump — R.I.P. — was addicted to Jingle Jangle.

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