A Definitive Ranking Of Wedding Movies I've Never Seen Based Solely On What I Think They're About

What I think the plot is about: Ryan Reynolds’s heart is made out of the same material they make airport metal detectors out of, so he can’t go near certain objects or he’ll start beeping. Sandra Bullock, his boss, spends the entire movie trying to figure out where that damn beeping is coming from. Also, she’s engaged.